TRUE!

yes indeed. you very much AREN'T walter. the degree to which you are cooler than him is about the same as the distance between the sun and pluto.

congrats on landing the job. it should be a good experience for you i think, and for you students. do you know if you are replacing that one lady who has been teaching it for a while, or are you merely easing her load?

Congratulations on the job Lizzie.

I am greatly looking forward to having you around the art department again.

Much to discuss with you.

(no worries about the Walter comment)

you'll never be a walter...

never ever ever - for a number of reasons:
1. your eyebrows dont curl upword
2. you wont touch the female students inappropriatly (I cant say the same about the boys though... I know how you like 'em young - [To any faculty peering into this journal that last comment has no merit and should never be expounded upon through any amount of investigation or court appeals])
3. your cordroy pants fit and dont allow your ass to go swimming off into an undisclosed amount extra material
4. you are organized
5. you like people
6. you like art - even if its not yours
7. you will only loose your temper at students who jump out of tubs at you as opposed to any that shows up to class
8. the other teachers will like to talk to you
9. you would never pick your nose in public

and finally....

#10:

YOU ARE A SUPER DUPER SEXY BEAST OF A WOMAN - ONE HOT MAMMA THAT EVERYONES GONNA WANT TO ADORE, RESPECT, AND ENJOY THE PRESENCE OF... as opposed to walter - whom was an ugly beast - whom no one respect, adored, or enjoyed except for a small group of scientists called The Evolution Five who believed that Walter was the missing link that could prove evolution of ape to man because of his ape-ish amount of hair, the way he sometimes hunched over, how he would make noises as female species passed by, and by the way he would sometimes scratch his ass.

see my friend - you will never be a walter.
bob

Re: you'll never be a walter...

YOU ARE A SUPER DUPER SEXY BEAST OF A WOMAN - ONE HOT MAMMA THAT EVERYONES GONNA WANT...

And this is why I am taking the class again!
(Not really, but I would if it were free, or only like 100 dollas.)

(But you probably wouldn't want me in there cause I would sit in the back and be a jerkface, just to make your life more interesting!)

Re: you'll never be a walter...

And by jerkface i mean more of a class clown than an ass.

Re: you'll never be a walter...

it will be good to see you phil coulon.

:)
hope you like it

it's just not the same without you. i'm cleaning everything... everything includes my room. i know, i know - pick your jaw up off the floor. i think it may be because i have ownership of it again. but not really bc jenn still comes and goes as she pleases which is fine. - and i can't look at the room and think - it's jenn's room. because it's not. it's your room.